Saturday, February 14, 2009

Dr. Oakley Joins Beggars All

Beggars All, is proud to announce a great addition to our blogging team. Dr. Oakley has been recognized as one of the top theologians in the world today, with a lot of expertise in various fields. We sat down for an interview with Dr. Oakley, and asked questions that we think might be on your mind, as we introduced him to the masses.

Beggars All: Dr. Oakley, thanks for joining us for an introductory interview today, and congratulations on your being hired by Beggars All.

Dr. Oakley: Be that as it may...um..yeah, thank you inviting me, its a great honor to be able to blog for such a prestigious organization. I've always been a fan of Beggars All, since its inception in the 1980's. Your organization has been doing the yeoman's work, as far as apologetics is concerned and i hope to be able to contribute with my own expertise, and my unique view of things.

Beggars All: Tell us a little bit about your qualifications in term of expertise and credentials.

Dr. Oakley: Basically i have a Bachelors degree in Bible, from Niagara Falls College, Masters degree in theology at Fulsom Theological seminary, and a Ph.D. in Neuro-Surgery from ITT Tech. I'm also an expert in the Greek language.

Beggars All: Awesome! if you don't mind me asking, where did you learn greek?

Dr. Oakley: My learning of greek has been a very complicated case. Essentially I use Rosetta Stone software.

Beggars All: Ok, who are you big theological heros?

Dr. Oakley: Like you Dr. James White of Aomin Ministries, is on the top of my list, obviously the great theologians of the reformation; John Calvin, Ulrich Zwingli, Luther Vandross.

Beggars All: For the sake of diclosure, what topics are you going to be blogging about on Beggars All, and are they related to any projects in particular?

Dr. Oakley: Yes absolutely, i'll be blogging about various bible verses, especially those used by Catholic apologists as proof text for their defense of Rome. As far as projects, it relates to a current Calvinist Standard Version or CSV bible that i've been working on.

Beggars All: Dr. Oakley, again thanks for joining us for this interview, i'm quite confident you are great addition to this team, and your contributions will be edifying for the elect. Welcome.

Dr. Oakley: Thanks again, i was predestined for this Job.



Note: You can reach Doctor Oakley, by clicking on his profile and asking him any question regarding greek and particular bible verses via email.

3 comments:

The Catholic Journeyman said...

ITT credentialed Neuro?
Thats pure.
ROTFLOL...

Angelo Natalie said...

Dear Dr. Oakley,

RE MY Big Fat Greek Wedding ...

What do you make of Gus Portokalos' claim that for every Englisj word there is a Greek root.

Thanks,
Evangelos

James Sjuan said...

Catholic Jouneyman, always causing trouble in the comboxes of the elect. Spamming my comboxes, i will start posing articles only on Aomin