Thursday, February 19, 2009

One More Item Left on Aomin Auction

Just a quick note to thank everyone for their particpation in the Aomin auction. Everything went smoothly as far as sales is concerned.  I've always counted on your gullib..er..em kindness, and your need to have a sense of security, to enrich mysel...i..mean the elect. Be that as it may, i want to let you all know that there was on more item that need to be sold.  My good friend and living saint Dr. James White will be happy if this will be sold promptly. This item is called the Car cycle:



This halfcar-halfcycle is a state of the art vehicle, that has not gone into full production yet.  It has low milleage only 10 miles so far. Its also powered by snake oil, which does not cause as much pollution, and is enviromentally safer that crude oil.  Its tailored made for all kinds of seasons. During the winter months, you can drive from the vehicle 'compartment', while for summer you can drive the 'cycle.' So you can see this whole machine operates just like double predestination.  Right now the minimum amount to bid on this item is $45,000.  If you are interested in purchase or place a bid,  please call 1-800-m-a-m-m-o-n. Operators are standing by, and we only accept Cash.


Note: Email me with Further questions at;
oakley1689[at]gmail.com

5 comments:

Churchmouse said...

Thanks, but no thanks. I already bought a hybrid and, just like this blog, it runs on gas and hot air.

CM

Chuck Williams said...

hahahahahaha! keep up the good work

James Sjuan said...

I already bought a hybrid

hmmm first mouse i know that has funds. Good for you.

Anonymous said...

and we only accept Ca$h.

You mean Johnny Cash? ;-)

James Sjuan said...

Nope, I mean cold hard cash, aomin does accept $1 bills, but no coins.