Thursday, February 12, 2009

James White Thaumaturgus


As most of you know, there was a debate between Dr. James White and Dr. Bart D. Ehrman in Ft. Lauderdale, FL, 4 weeks ago.  You missed a lot, if you weren't in the room to witness this debate about textual variance.  Most important is the fact that Dr. White was able increase his debate winning streak to 221-0.  This is unheard of in the annals of debating history.  Although some jealous men -like unregenerate apostate Joel McDurmon- have been claiming otherwise. In addition to curing a man suffering from terminal dengue fever and frequent bouts bubonic plague, the record will show that no incidents of West Nile virus where reported during Dr. White's stay in Florida. But his most astonishing work of wonder happened during the subsequent Cruise.  Our ship was in imminent danger from a 90 feet tsunami, but Dr. White was a able to give Moses a run for his money as he immediately split the sea, creating a safe passageway for the ship.  I have presently sent a letter to the Vatican requesting Dr. White be recognized for his miracles, and be beatified alive, like Gregory befor him, Dr. White deserves the title; Thaumaturgus. But Rome teaches a false gospel, so don't hold your breath.

update: My next post will be on the machinations of Mark Shea

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Never thought I'd side with Ehrman (with whom I'm personally acquainted, by the way -- had coffee at his home in Chapel Hill several times), but there it is. Whatever he says, James White is on crack.

James Sjuan said...

interesting anecdote there Irenaeus. Had laugh on the crack thing. Stop attacking my mentor ;)