Monday, May 11, 2009

My Five Year Catholic Answers Anniversary


This month marks my five year anniversary as a professional troll of various Catholic forums, especially Catholic Answers Forums!

Recall, Mr. Madrid banned me from Envoy because I posted a link to Alpha and Omega Ministries.  But i registered again, under the pseudonym "Algo" and i talked about myself as  like a third person in this post on Sippo vs Algo

Mr. Armstrong banned me from the Coming Home Network forums during the registration process.  But i don't want to give away  my pseudonym for my new registration at Coming Home Network.

To date, I've posted under 500 times, with an average of 0.25 posts per day. I'd like to thank the staff of Catholic Answers for not banning me.  Although i've been making quite a fool of myself. Now it's quite obvious that i haven't really taught anything about my own theology. I just like to defend Luther, James White, and attack the Romans. 

I'm not sure how long this will last though. So i've save a copy of my Catholic Answers thread.  Call me a Narcissist if you want

Friday, May 8, 2009

Out of the Mouth of Babes? Hardly!

Hiya reformed! Dr. Oakley here, with all my credentials and whatnot. Be that as it may, just wanted to show the Elect how far and wide the Italian Mafia a.k.a Romanic heresy, has spread.

From the Last paragraph of this Associated Press Article;

""I really want to meet the pope," said Cecile Adam, an 11-year-old whose family fled Baghdad. "I think he can do something to help Iraq because Jesus gave him a good position and Jesus wants us to be happy."


Now its quite clear to anybody who has attended any sort of advanced classes in sophistry, that this 11yr old Cecile Adam has not been taught how to exegete Matt 16:18 using Reformed ways. His apostasy was preordained.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Sippo vs Lortz Revisted. Interview with Ratzinger


A few years back when traffic not yet been noticeable on my site, I picked a fight with Catholic apologist Dr. Art Sippo.


Right now, Dave Armstrong is on vacation, so he won't be responding to my desperate call for attention.  Steve Ray, hardly if ever actually responds to my proddings, so i'm reverting to the one Dr. Art Sippo. Will he respond and help drive traffic? Only time will tell. If he does not responding i will spam link my site on Aomin and various other Roman forums, where i troll.


At issue is Romanichean theologian -Cardinal Ratzinger- who whole heartedly approved both Luther, and Luther-scholarship-improver-extraordinaire, Joseph Lortz.  My sources have confirmed that Ratzinger has joined the FBI witness protection program and goes by the italian name Papa Benedetto. 

Aomin caught up with Ratzinger for a few quick questions

Aomin: Cardinal Ratzinger, you previously endorsed Joseph Lortz assessement of Luther

C. Ratzinger: How so?

Aomin: You said in an interview a few years ago, and i quote "J. Lortz from Luxembourg became the father of modern Catholic Luther scholarship. He is still considered the turning-point in the struggle for an historically truthful and theologically adequate image of Luther. Against the background of the theological movement between the two world wars, Lortz could develop new ways of questioning which, subsequently, would lead to a new assessment of Luther." 

C. Ratzinger: Where in the sentence is there an endorsement?  I was explaing how Lortz's reassement had become a turning point, his way of questioning and thing of the sort, are viewed by some schorlars. I by no means claimed it  as a majority view point,or the most accurate.  If you look at my quote in context,you would see that what you claim is not what i did. In other words,  in an effort to get a historically truthfull, theological adequate  image of Luther, Joseph Lortz scholarship shoud be part of a kerygma of work that should be consulted.

Aomin: Now you are backpedalling


C. Ratzinger: Don't distort my sentences, lest haply you should be anathemized buddy.


The Full video of this exchange will be posted as soon as possible

Monday, April 27, 2009

16th Century Insults


It's extremely hard to avoid polemic in online discourse. When people argue, they argue from their heart. I have an emotional investment in my belief in Luther.  I know he's wrong but i have to save face, and out of pride pretend that i have any coherent theology. On Beggars All, I banned people for destroying my arguments for quite a few years. But I finally realized that I have nothing more to offer, and the only way i can get any traffic to my site, is to insult Catholics.
There's nothing new under the sun when it comes to such insults. Its a tried and true tactic. Consider this 16th century language from Luther by Erwin Doernberg (California: Stanford University Press, 1961) page 31:

"The Pope is just not cool enough to be a Mac person."

Assertio Septem Sola Scriptura: An Idea to Help Aomin

Right now Aomin enterprises is experiencing economic grief because of the struggling economy. We just wanted to let you know that, we appreciate any and all donations to this ministry. We've expanded what will be acceptable as legal tender. I've just been told by our webmaster that our online donation system, has been reconfigured to accept casino chips. Thanks for bankrolling Dr. James Whites adventures.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Interview with Webster King Part 2

Just finished transcribing Part 2 of Our Interview with Webster King. Sorry it took such a long time, the tapes are of low quality, and so we were trying to make sure they were as accurate as possible. The mp3 version will be on sale at Aomin for $6.00 as soon as we can make that available

Dr. Oakley: So you were slightly apprehensive, initially, but once you learned that there was no visible temporal, or earthly consequences for your actions, you decided to double down on deceit.

Mr. King: Absolutley, plus its a great way to make money

Dr. Oakley: I could learn a thing or two from you.

Mr. King: Well, its not that hard to be honest, the Church Fathers' words are available for anyone willing to hack it out of context. In this book i've described the procedure in detail, so that any unsuspecting reader would easily be taken in. You'd be surprised at how many Romans we've ensnared.

Dr. Oakley: haha, sweeeet!...

Mr. King: Take Athanasius for example, he....

Dr. Oakley: Oh no,no,no,no.

Mr. King: What?

Dr. Oakley: Cyril of Alexandria had already warned against using Athansius for this type of apologetics in the context of others twisting his own speech: "When some of those who are accustomed to turn from the right, twist my speech to their views, I pray your holiness not to wonder; but be well assured that the followers of every heresy gather the occasions of their error from the God-inspired Scriptures, corrupting in their evil minds the things rightly said through the Holy Spirit, and drawing down upon their own heads the unquenchable flame.Since we have learned that certain, after having corrupted it, have set forth the orthodox epistle of our most distinguished Father Athanasius to the Blessed Epictetus, so as thereby to injure many; therefore it appeared to the brethren to be useful and necessary that we should send to your holiness a copy of it from some correct ancient transcripts which exist among us."

Mr. King: So what?

Dr. Oakley: Well look, i'd rather be safe than sorry, I don't mind distorting other Church Fathers, i'm just not confortable with either Cyril or Athanasius.

Mr. King: Ok? Thats your own cup of tea. Money talks buddy.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Ancient Voice of the Day #27

We apologize for the delays in updating the blog. My Romanichean boss has been purposefully giving me more assingnments than humanly possible to complete. Its seems he's been secretley trying to break my will away from Calvin. But i rebuked him..em...under my breadth. Anyway, i recieved an email from one of our followers, Mr Gall I. Bool, just taught it was a teaching moment for all of the Elect.

Gall I. Bool: Do you have any quotes from Augustine that he was clearly in the Reformed camp? One of my Catholic friend have been fired off Augustine quotes that show he was Catholic?

James Sjaun: This proves once again that Sicilians are still beholding to the outdated Scholarship on Luther.

Gall I. Bool: Huh? I didn't ask you about Luther please. I would appreciate if i can get a quote from Augustine.

James Sjaun: You're a moron. You need to understand Luther to understand Augustine. But anyways here is the quote from Part 4 of his "Epistle Against Manicheaus":

"The consent of peoples and nations keeps me in the Church; so does her authority, inaugurated by miracles, nourished by hope, enlarged by love, established by age. The succession of priests keeps me, beginning from the very seat of the Apostle Luther, to whom the Lord, after His resurrection, gave it in charge to feed His sheep, down to the present episcopate. And so, lastly, does the name itself of Reformed, which, not without reason, amid so many heresies, the Church has thus retained; so that, though all heretics wish to be called Reformed Baptists, yet when a stranger asks where the Reformed Church meets, no heretic will venture to point to his own chapel or house. Such then in number and importance are the precious ties belonging to the Christian name which keep a believer in the Baptist Church, as it is right they should, though from the slowness of our understanding, or the small attainment of our life, the truth may not yet fully disclose itself. But with you, where there is none of these things to attract or keep me, the promise of truth is the only thing that comes into play. Now if the truth is so clearly proved as to leave no possibility of doubt, it must be set before all the things that keep me in the Reformed Camp; but if there is only a promise without any fulfillment, no one shall move me from the faith which binds my mind with ties so many and so strong to the Calvin's principles."



James Sjuan: Do you notice how i have singlehandedly updated the Scholarshiip?

Gall I. Bool: Sure...Whatever.


For an excellent compilation of quotes of the Church fathers teaching on the primacy, sufficiency and ultimate authority of Scripture, get a copy of Church Fathers: How to Quoted them out of Context Vol III- The Contextomy of the Church Fathers Affirming the Conterfeit Security in the Reformation Principles of Sola Scriptura.

NOTE: Dr Oakley still working on transcriptions and will bring be updating you hopefully by the end of the week