One More Item Left on Aomin Auction

Just a quick note to thank everyone for their particpation in the Aomin auction. Everything went smoothly as far as sales is concerned.  I've always counted on your gullib..er..em kindness, and your need to have a sense of security, to enrich mysel...i..mean the elect. Be that as it may, i want to let you all know that there was on more item that need to be sold.  My good friend and living saint Dr. James White will be happy if this will be sold promptly. This item is called the Car cycle:



This halfcar-halfcycle is a state of the art vehicle, that has not gone into full production yet.  It has low milleage only 10 miles so far. Its also powered by snake oil, which does not cause as much pollution, and is enviromentally safer that crude oil.  Its tailored made for all kinds of seasons. During the winter months, you can drive from the vehicle 'compartment', while for summer you can drive the 'cycle.' So you can see this whole machine operates just like double predestination.  Right now the minimum amount to bid on this item is $45,000.  If you are interested in purchase or place a bid,  please call 1-800-m-a-m-m-o-n. Operators are standing by, and we only accept Cash.

Note: Email me with Further questions at;
oakley1689[at]gmail.com