16th Century Insults

It's extremely hard to avoid polemic in online discourse. When people argue, they argue from their heart. I have an emotional investment in my belief in Luther.  I know he's wrong but i have to save face, and out of pride pretend that i have any coherent theology. On Beggars All, I banned people for destroying my arguments for quite a few years. But I finally realized that I have nothing more to offer, and the only way i can get any traffic to my site, is to insult Catholics.
There's nothing new under the sun when it comes to such insults. Its a tried and true tactic. Consider this 16th century language from Luther by Erwin Doernberg (California: Stanford University Press, 1961) page 31:

"The Pope is just not cool enough to be a Mac person."

Assertio Septem Sola Scriptura: An Idea to Help Aomin

Right now Aomin enterprises is experiencing economic grief because of the struggling economy. We just wanted to let you know that, we appreciate any and all donations to this ministry. We've expanded what will be acceptable as legal tender. I've just been told by our webmaster that our online donation system, has been reconfigured to accept casino chips. Thanks for bankrolling Dr. James Whites adventures.

Interview with Webster King Part 2

Just finished transcribing Part 2 of Our Interview with Webster King. Sorry it took such a long time, the tapes are of low quality, and so we were trying to make sure they were as accurate as possible. The mp3 version will be on sale at Aomin for $6.00 as soon as we can make that available

Dr. Oakley: So you were slightly apprehensive, initially, but once you learned that there was no visible temporal, or earthly consequences for your actions, you decided to double down on deceit.

Mr. King: Absolutley, plus its a great way to make money

Dr. Oakley: I could learn a thing or two from you.

Mr. King: Well, its not that hard to be honest, the Church Fathers' words are available for anyone willing to hack it out of context. In this book i've described the procedure in detail, so that any unsuspecting reader would easily be taken in. You'd be surprised at how many Romans we've ensnared.

Dr. Oakley: haha, sweeeet!...

Mr. King: Take Athanasius for example, he....

Dr. Oakley: Oh no,no,no,no.

Mr. King: What?

Dr. Oakley: Cyril of Alexandria had already warned against using Athansius for this type of apologetics in the context of others twisting his own speech: "When some of those who are accustomed to turn from the right, twist my speech to their views, I pray your holiness not to wonder; but be well assured that the followers of every heresy gather the occasions of their error from the God-inspired Scriptures, corrupting in their evil minds the things rightly said through the Holy Spirit, and drawing down upon their own heads the unquenchable flame.Since we have learned that certain, after having corrupted it, have set forth the orthodox epistle of our most distinguished Father Athanasius to the Blessed Epictetus, so as thereby to injure many; therefore it appeared to the brethren to be useful and necessary that we should send to your holiness a copy of it from some correct ancient transcripts which exist among us."

Mr. King: So what?

Dr. Oakley: Well look, i'd rather be safe than sorry, I don't mind distorting other Church Fathers, i'm just not confortable with either Cyril or Athanasius.

Mr. King: Ok? Thats your own cup of tea. Money talks buddy.

Ancient Voice of the Day #27

We apologize for the delays in updating the blog. My Romanichean boss has been purposefully giving me more assingnments than humanly possible to complete. Its seems he's been secretley trying to break my will away from Calvin. But i rebuked him..em...under my breadth. Anyway, i recieved an email from one of our followers, Mr Gall I. Bool, just taught it was a teaching moment for all of the Elect.

Gall I. Bool: Do you have any quotes from Augustine that he was clearly in the Reformed camp? One of my Catholic friend have been fired off Augustine quotes that show he was Catholic?

James Sjaun: This proves once again that Sicilians are still beholding to the outdated Scholarship on Luther.

Gall I. Bool: Huh? I didn't ask you about Luther please. I would appreciate if i can get a quote from Augustine.

James Sjaun: You're a moron. You need to understand Luther to understand Augustine. But anyways here is the quote from Part 4 of his "Epistle Against Manicheaus":

"The consent of peoples and nations keeps me in the Church; so does her authority, inaugurated by miracles, nourished by hope, enlarged by love, established by age. The succession of priests keeps me, beginning from the very seat of the Apostle Luther, to whom the Lord, after His resurrection, gave it in charge to feed His sheep, down to the present episcopate. And so, lastly, does the name itself of Reformed, which, not without reason, amid so many heresies, the Church has thus retained; so that, though all heretics wish to be called Reformed Baptists, yet when a stranger asks where the Reformed Church meets, no heretic will venture to point to his own chapel or house. Such then in number and importance are the precious ties belonging to the Christian name which keep a believer in the Baptist Church, as it is right they should, though from the slowness of our understanding, or the small attainment of our life, the truth may not yet fully disclose itself. But with you, where there is none of these things to attract or keep me, the promise of truth is the only thing that comes into play. Now if the truth is so clearly proved as to leave no possibility of doubt, it must be set before all the things that keep me in the Reformed Camp; but if there is only a promise without any fulfillment, no one shall move me from the faith which binds my mind with ties so many and so strong to the Calvin's principles."

James Sjuan: Do you notice how i have singlehandedly updated the Scholarshiip?

Gall I. Bool: Sure...Whatever.

For an excellent compilation of quotes of the Church fathers teaching on the primacy, sufficiency and ultimate authority of Scripture, get a copy of Church Fathers: How to Quoted them out of Context Vol III- The Contextomy of the Church Fathers Affirming the Conterfeit Security in the Reformation Principles of Sola Scriptura.

NOTE: Dr Oakley still working on transcriptions and will bring be updating you hopefully by the end of the week

2 Thess 2:15: Calvinist Standard Bible Translation

Short on time. Just wanted to give the Elect something to ponder. continuing our series on snippets from the Bible. We come to 2 Thessalonians 2:15 which has been misused through the ages by Mother Rome. Here is a tentative translation we have come up with looking at the most ancient greek manuscripts.

"Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold on to the stuff which ye have been taught, whether by letter, or through email.

NOTE: I'm still working on transcribing our interview with Webster King, watch this space.

Interview with Webster King Part 1

A lot of you have been asking for this interview conducted on April the 1st, we apologize for the delay in posting this interview. As most of you know we were out on vacation, and by the time we came back some Catholic burglars had stolen the intial transcripts.  We know they were Catholic because they left some statues behind, turns out Romans can't even give up their idols even in the process of stealing. Now you know why the mafia has Italian origins. Be that as it may, here is our exchange with Mr. King on his best-selling book:



Dr. Oakley: Thanks you for joining us today Mr. King, for this very important interview.

Mr. King: Please call me Doctor King, and thank you for having me on, i'm delighted to talk about this book.   I believe its very important for evangelical, specifically Calivinist apologetics in the Christian world today.

Dr. Oakley:  Now this i believe is Volume-9, you took a slightly different angle with this iteration.
 
Mr. King: Well yes, its all in the title, i'm really proud of the work we put into it.

Dr. Oakley: Well, Mr. King since you've mentioned it, lets start with the title.

Mr. King: Are you deaf? Didn't i just tell you to call me Doctor King?

Dr. Oakley: There is no need for ad-hominems, this is reminiscent of Roman tactics, besides the title Doctor denotes some type of qualification, but will call you Doctor if need be.

Mr. King: Well and good.

Dr. Oakley: Now, the title says; "Church Fathers: How to Quote Them out of Context"

Mr. King: Yes, as you mentioned earlier, we took a different approach with this book .  We wanted explain to the elect,  how we were able to excise quotes from works of the Early Church Fathers, and create an appearance of support for reformed doctrines, like Sola Scriptura and Sola Fide.  After volume-8 we ran out of quotes to mine, and so we decided to just describe the process. This allows others to mimic our strategy, and hopefully employ it as regards other sources.

Dr. Oakley: But this can be seen as a sort of dishonest tactic.

Mr. King: Look who's talking.

Dr. Oakley: I'm not complaining, i admire your work, Mr. King, i've been able to use your book to keep my audience in the Reformed camp.  I was just asking if you might have been scared of using an underhanded approach.

Mr. King: After writing the first volume, i figured, i didn't get struck by lightning, so i became even more bold.


Update: Part 2 of the Interview will be put up as soon as we transcribe it, thanks for your continued support.

Beggars All growing in Popularity

Just wanted to take a little time to thank the elect for the growing popularity of Beggars All. We've always thought that once the world is exposed to the awesomeness of Luther, and the holiness of Dr. James White, it would not take long for Catholics to abandon the false gospel of Italy. The Number are in; googles searches for "beggars all," "beggars all blog" and "Calivinsim" have us ranked really high up. Although currently we're being slightly out-ranked by and imposter whose blog is of a similar name.


We'd also like to give a shout out to our buddy, Ben Douglass, for his heartfelt endorsement of this blog. We truly appreciate his insights.

NOTE: Tomorrow, Dr. Oakley will be sharing with us the transcript of his "April 1st interview with Webster King.

Somali Pirates Warn Vatican

MOMBASA, Kenya –Pirates patrolling the waters off the coast of Somalia, warned the Vatican on wednesday not proclaim any more dogmas as de fide.  The pirates spent most of tuesday afternoon, nailing what they called "95-theses" to their lifeboats.


Pirate commander Abdi Cate Dine-Ophice nicknamed Garad, was very stern in admonishing what he said was an attempt by Catholic leadership to claim authority were they had none.  "Petrine primacy is just fiction, and an attempt at usurpation by infidels," said Garad, as he entered his lifeboat which he nicknamed "wittenberg."  

Reached for comment, Vatican spokesman, Igut Da Powa, would only say; "Y'all just don't know who y'all is playing with.  Garad fired back in responding to the Vatican statement, saying "i don't know if you are threatening us with anathemization, but rest assured we will continue to hold people captive for morning, and we are in fact working on adding 7 more "Solas" from the Quran to complement the 5 that have thus far been active for five hundred years."

New Mural for My Bedroom

Hello Elect,  Dr. Oakley here, long time! This has been very busy 40days for me. As many of you know i've been renovating my house and have always wanted a good 'Mural' that really respresents the person  i admire most, in all his glory.  Well i got my wish, pictured below:


























I can't begin to tell you how much this mural really inspires me.

False Season of Lent Finally Over

Its really nice to be back from vacation in Somalia, i got out just before all hell broke loose.  The timing works perfectly for the Beggars All staff.  

The arrogant attempt by the Vatican to impose a season called Lent on Christendom, is just another sign of pure hubris from Rome.  I'm Glad to report the Gospel has triumphed against Lent.  Unfortunately, some so called Reformed "Christians" followed Rome in proclaiming a happy "Easter."   Most of these Reformed churches don't know that Easter is a pagan celebration that was invented in 345BC by Plato's spokesman, Aristotle.

Anyways, I've spoken to Dr. Oakley and he also just came back from vacation on friday, and will be briefing you all on his adventures. We have both decided that this site will be posting more news article, although the main thrust of this site will be mostly conversations, and other apologetics materials.  In order to still hold on to the traditions that were handed down to us by the remnant.

We still have our  Interview with Webster King upcoming
I hope all the Elect are doing well, and thanks for your continued support!