Pirate commander Abdi Cate Dine-Ophice nicknamed Garad, was very stern in admonishing what he said was an attempt by Catholic leadership to claim authority were they had none. "Petrine primacy is just fiction, and an attempt at usurpation by infidels," said Garad, as he entered his lifeboat which he nicknamed "wittenberg."
Reached for comment, Vatican spokesman, Igut Da Powa, would only say; "Y'all just don't know who y'all is playing with. Garad fired back in responding to the Vatican statement, saying "i don't know if you are threatening us with anathemization, but rest assured we will continue to hold people captive for morning, and we are in fact working on adding 7 more "Solas" from the Quran to complement the 5 that have thus far been active for five hundred years."
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